I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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