I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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