Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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