Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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