someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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