tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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