So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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