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i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.

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(818): View more from California

I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.

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(740): View more from Ohio

this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in

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(678): View more from Georgia

his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.

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(905): View more from Ontario

something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance

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(619): View more from California

Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF

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They call him magic hands is all I know.

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Somethings are best left a mystery

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