i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
And then my night got REAL pukey
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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