I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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