I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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