awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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