Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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