Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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