If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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