i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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