When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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