dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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