i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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