apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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