It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers