I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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