community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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