BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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