I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize