he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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