Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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