Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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