Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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