I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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