I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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