some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
