it wasn't lemon gatorade
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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