and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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