Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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