If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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