you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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