He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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