What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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