Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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