Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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