Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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