May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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