absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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