It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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