The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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