I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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