READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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