This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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