Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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