Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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