Have you finally orgasmed yet?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
We left an ass print on the piano.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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