Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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