Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
There r osticjed everywhere
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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