Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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