fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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